Yakety Sax

I have discovered a magical song that, when played, makes everything occur both faster and more humorously.

Do you remember the fights in Family Guy between Peter and the Giant Chicken? They too succumb to the powers of Yakety Sax:



Sadly, I suspect the amusement half-life of Yakety Sax is somewhere around 24 hours, after which it soon breaks down into mild annoyance.